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[Knock on the door]

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Hey! The movie starts at 7:00.

3
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So if we leave at 4:00
you'll have just enough time

4
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to change your seat twice,

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complain about
the air conditioning

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and blot your popcorn.

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I don't know. That's
cutting it close.

8
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So, what is all this stuff?

9
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My new cabinet. The future
home of my hats and handbags.

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Oh. The "svenbjorn."

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Well, it was between
this and the "nilsluft,"

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but svenbjorn had more cubbies.

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And you're putting
this together yourself?

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Why not? The guy
at the store said

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it would only take 3 hours.

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Dee Dee, you've never
done manual labor in your life.

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Oh, Mona.

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There lies the flaw
in your thinking.

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Just because you "have not"
doesn't mean you "can not."

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For you it does.

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Please. I will whip
this puppy together

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and I'll see you at the movies.

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Could you bring me
back some milk duds?

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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the joy ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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Hey, we were supposed
to meet this morning.

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Where've you been?

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I was having
breakfast with my dad.

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Where? The international
house of doofus?

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You out of clean
clothes or what?

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My dad thinks he can
make up for the last 23 years

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with 2 months of
t-shirts and waffles.

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It's his idea of bonding.

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Looks more like his
idea of humiliation.

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Heh heh heh!

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Really, even I
want to beat you up.

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[Bell rings]

47
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What up with it? Ha ha ha!

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Oh, hey, man. Nice shirt.

49
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I used to have one like
that... In second grade.

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Ha ha ha! What, your pops
making up for lost time?

51
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Heh! How'd you know?

52
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Hey, when my dad
showed up that week in 86,

53
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I got the hoody
with the picture.

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Only I was a kid,
so it was still cute.

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You look like an idiot.

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You know what? That settles it!

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I don't like your pants either.

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Spencer, can I see
you in my office?

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Oh, sure! Take
away the eye candy.

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What's next, the
hazelnut creamer?

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Look, Spencer, I understand that

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you're just getting
to know your father,

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but we have a lot of work to do

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and could you please
put our shirt on?

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Come on, Mona,
they're just nipples.

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I mean, god gave
them to everyone.

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Does it bother you? Does this?

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No!

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What bothers me is
we got a lot of stuff to do

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and you know you can't
think and flex at the same time.

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Ha! Is my back
getting too massive?

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Spencer, put your damn shirt on.

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You know, there was
a time when these pecs

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used to make you laugh.

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Yeah, when you were
fat and they were breasts.

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Now put your nipples away.

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Fine. Have it your
way. What else is new?

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Everything you missed in
the meeting this morning,

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but mostly it was about
Asia, that new artist

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I've been trying to sign.

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Yeah, you and the
rest of the industry.

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She's not gonna want
to be on a small label.

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Well, I disagree.

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Look, you signing Asia
is never gonna happen.

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I can feel it in my
nipples, and they never lie.

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[Knock on the door]

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Hello, hello.

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Oh, my god, you're
working with your hands!

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Do you have a fever? How
many fingers am I holding up?

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Relax. I'm just putting
together my accessory unit.

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Is that another new wig?

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Yes. I'm trying to
shake things up a bit.

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What do you think?

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You hate it.

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So does coco.

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She tried to Bury
it this morning.

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Oh, I don't know what's
wrong with me, Dee.

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Lately I feel stuck in a rut.

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Well, maybe it's a little
postpartum depression.

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No, I blew through
that in 2 days.

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They have pills
for it, you know.

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Those were the good times!

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But now, I just
feel, I don't know,

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rich and alone.

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Oh, there's no reason
for you to feel alone.

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Maybe you and daddy
have been so busy

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being new parents that
you two need to spend

108
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some quality time together.

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Spend time with my husband.

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What a radical idea.

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Oh, it's you.

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I thought the guy in 4b
had gotten another hooker.

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Phyllis. Always fluent in
the language of the gutter.

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Well, you have a
good day, no-so-lil' Kim.

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You know, you're
actually glowing.

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Must be the cheap moisturizer.

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Actually, it's called,
"I've got a hot man."

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I apply it 3 times a day.

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I just don't get why
you're chasing Asia

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when there's lots of local
bands we actually have a shot at.

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And I don't get
why you don't get it.

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Hey, kids. I have
a present from ray,

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or should I say my
sweetie, your daddy,

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and no relation yet, but
mama's working on it.

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Every night.

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Thanks for the visual, ma.

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So, ray got us all tickets to
the jazz festival this Friday,

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and I thought we
could all go as a family.

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Phyllis, could you
please stop talking

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like Mona and I are
brother and sister.

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Well, I've given
up on anything else

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happening between
the two of you,

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unless, there's
something I don't know.

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Ma, please!

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Yeah, Mona squashed
that a long time ago,

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Spencer: And what Mona wants...
Mona: Anyway, I can't make it.

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I have a meeting with
a potential new artist.

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A meeting that'll
take 2 seconds.

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Trust me, she can
make it but I can't.

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What have you got better to do?

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Nothing. I just don't want
to sit in the hot-ass sun.

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I've got delicate skin.

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Well, when you put
it that way, I burn, too.

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And I barely like jazz.

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Truth be told, I'd rather
lay up all weekend

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in the dark with your father.

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I'm just gonna go
pluck out my eyes.

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Heh! Good idea.

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That way you won't be
able to see Asia laugh at you

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when she walks away.

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Asia, I know you've met
with a lot of other labels,

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but what sets delicious apart
is, we're much more hands on.

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So, say for instance
your first record

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didn't sell that well...

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Why wouldn't it sell?

156
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I didn't say it wouldn't sell.

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I was just trying
to point out...

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I'm just messing with you, Mona.

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Oh, good 'cause I
was about to start lying.

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I am telling you, you and
delicious are a perfect match.

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So, you know, I've
been doing all the talking.

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Do you have any
questions for me?

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Well, you know I'm a single mom,

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which means even
though I love my music,

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my baby always comes first,

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so whatever, label I sign
with has got to understand that.

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Oh, believe me I
understand completely.

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I thought you would since you
got a little pumpkin of your own.

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Drew?

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Oh, right! My son! Which
makes me his mama.

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Mama Mona, that's me.

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I knew I liked
you. Listen, Mona,

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why don't we get
together tomorrow?

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That would be great!

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Good. And our babies
can have a little play date.

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Oh! Saturday is
drew's sleeping day.

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Well, that's too bad
because clive Davis

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is begging us to join his
grand-kids at baby yoga.

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Then again, drew can
sleep on Sunday. We're on.

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Good. Then we can talk and
really get to know each other.

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And bitch about
our baby-daddies.

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I hope you've got the whole day.

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And then your father
made the caddy write

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"Charles loves
Dee" in the sand trap.

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Who says money
can't buy you love?

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See? Your daddy's still got
a touch of romance in him.

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[Knock on the door]

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Hey! Just the
people I'm looking for.

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It's about drew. I feel
like I am missing out

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on valuable bonding
time with the little guy.

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Oh, snapdragon,
isn't that sweet?

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You can see your little
brother any time you want.

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Great. How about
tomorrow, 10:00 A.M.?

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That's perfect. That
means that Charles and I

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can take that salsa dance class.

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Which I don't really need

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because your daddy already
knows how to turn it up to caliente!

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[Humming salsa beat]

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All right, cut the bonding crap.

200
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,484
What's up with the
sudden interest in drew?

201
00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:06,891
What? A sister can't have

202
00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,721
a genuine interest
in her baby brother?

203
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And pretend that he's her
child to impress a recording artist

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she's desperately trying to
sign to save a record label

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before it turns
into a donut shop?

206
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Delicious donuts
is kind of catchy.

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"So how's your project going?"

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She said, not really interested.

209
00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:28,865
Well, it's taking
longer than I expected.

210
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But I thought the
guy at the store...

211
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I know, he said 3 hours,
and it's taking longer! Ok?

212
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Well, do you need
any help? 'Cause i...

213
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No! I'm doing it myself.

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That is the point
of do-it-yourself.

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There! Look at this!

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Wow. Congratulations.

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Thank you. Only 27 more to go.

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Look, Asia, if you
sign with delicious,

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you will be our top priority.

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- Mona: You have my word...
- [Drew crying]

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As a woman and more
importantly as a mother.

222
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,993
Uh, Mona?

223
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,799
I know. I wish that
baby would keep it down.

224
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,205
That's your baby.

225
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,131
Oh! So it is.

226
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,435
You'd think I would
recognize that cry

227
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after 3 days of labor. Well,
I mean it felt like 3 days

228
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,050
because 3 days would
be too much, right?

229
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,968
To be honest with you, Mona,

230
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it's between you and one
other label, but you really get me,

231
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being a single mom and all.

232
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,145
Hey, us mothers have
got to stick together.

233
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:29,634
Oh! If it isn't drew
from gymboree.

234
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,276
And where's your mommy today?

235
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,199
Uh, I'm right here.
Who wants ice cream?

236
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You're not this child's mother.

237
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,376
Dee Thorne never lets
her child have carbs.

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I'm calling the police.

239
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,395
Wait! I'm drew's sister Mona.
Dee Dee Thorne is my stepmother.

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So keep strolling.

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00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,252
You lied to me about
being a mother?

242
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:49,951
And I thought Courtney
love had problems.

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Asia, you should take
it as a compliment,

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that I would go to any
lengths to sign you.

245
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Sorry, Mona, I
don't deal with liars.

246
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,141
Well, sometimes,
but not bad liars

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that get busted this
easy. You signing me?

248
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,009
Never gonna happen.

249
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,764
Someone told me you'd say that.

250
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,243
Attention, everyone! I have some

251
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,416
very exciting news.
Adam, take notes.

252
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,372
Now I have to work?
I hate it already.

253
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,161
We are gonna launch
a national talent search

254
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,637
where aspiring artists
can send us demo tapes.

255
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,558
We'll fly out our favorite 5

256
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,673
and this is how we're going
to find our next big star.

257
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,999
Ooh, that's hot. It's
your best idea ever.

258
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,612
I love it. Mona, working for you

259
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,003
has been the most rewarding...

260
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,305
Dave, I have no
power to promote you.

261
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,572
Oh. Then I'll take a
wait and see approach.

262
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,567
Hey, why y'all congregating?

263
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,528
Somebody get fired? Ha ha!

264
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,837
Is there gonna be cake?

265
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:51,226
Uh, Mona, what's wrong with
the way we find talent now?

266
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,799
What, you mean
wasting tons of money

267
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,316
partying with musicians

268
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,589
and then having them
sign with other labels?

269
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,482
What's wrong with that? I mean,
partying is why I got into this business.

270
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,291
And of course my
passion for music.

271
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,853
Look, the old way of
finding talent isn't working,

272
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,601
so this way we'll cut expenses

273
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,512
and discover talent we
never would've found

274
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,467
with our limited
ability to travel.

275
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,205
Sounds kind of lazy to me.

276
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,336
But of course she doesn't
care what I have to say...

277
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,125
Well, I would like
to thank everyone

278
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,613
except Spencer for their
attention. Spencer, my office.

279
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,477
Thanks for all your support.

280
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,398
Come up with a good
idea and I'll support it.

281
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,753
Everyone, including
our boss, loves it.

282
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,404
So why do you
think it's a bad idea?

283
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,097
Ugh! Why does there
always have to be a reason?

284
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,410
You just can't think of one.

285
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,803
Oh, so now you know
what I'm thinking?

286
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,187
Well, I don't think you do

287
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,800
'cause I ain't
thinking anything. Ha!

288
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,895
[Knock on the door]

289
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,384
Dee Dee, I need to talk to you.

290
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,465
Dee Dee?

291
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,954
You know what
the secret is, Mona?

292
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,995
You don't fight the
unit. You love the unit.

293
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,955
I love you, svenbjorn.

294
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:04,905
I'll come back later.

295
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:07,311
No, no, no, come talk
to me. What's going on?

296
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,395
I'll be right back, sven.

297
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,660
Well, it's about Spencer.

298
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,487
There's this tension
between us...

299
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,615
Ah! Do you think
that he's still upset

300
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,707
because I got promoted over him?

301
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,577
Mona, it's so clear and
yet you're missing it.

302
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,149
Spencer is fighting you

303
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,926
because he's still feeling you.

304
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,810
But we dealt with
that months ago.

305
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,042
You didn't deal with it. You
told him it wasn't happening

306
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,848
and he had no
choice but to accept it.

307
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,939
Face it, Mona.
He is your Justin.

308
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,288
Right. Huh?

309
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:38,251
Justin, as in "just in"
case you ever need a man.

310
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,169
You keep Spencer in a box
and then whenever you feel like it

311
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,035
you take him out,
toy with his feelings

312
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,036
and then you put him
away when you're done,

313
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:48,038
knowing that he'll be there if
you ever need to use him again.

314
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,611
Wow. Did you just
come up with that?

315
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,698
Yep.

316
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,229
Not eating for 3 days
has given me clarity.

317
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,713
Remind me later
to call the president.

318
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,274
I just figured out North Korea.

319
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,761
Was that water guy? I told
you to make him wait for me.

320
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,807
Yes, but I don't interact
with pear-shaped men.

321
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,289
Man, when are you
gonna start doing your job?

322
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,774
Ok, that's the third time
you snapped at me today.

323
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,435
I don't take it from the
barrista at Starbucks

324
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,625
and I won't take it from you.

325
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,641
I'm sorry, man.

326
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,560
I don't know what's
wrong with me.

327
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,255
Look, my soap starts in 2
minutes, so let me break it down.

328
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,023
You and Mona have been
at each other for weeks.

329
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,871
It's like you're lovers
without the sex.

330
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,923
We're going through a
rough patch. It'll pass.

331
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,093
That's what sister Agnes
told me about being gay,

332
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,579
and you can see
how that turned out.

333
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,101
Take it from me. This
whole "will they or won't they"

334
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,274
thing you've got going?

335
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,799
It's so whitley and Dwayne Wayne

336
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,153
and that's so late eighties.

337
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,536
And why is this any
of your business?

338
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,076
Because your
business is in the streets

339
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,886
and the streets are
public, my brotha.

340
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,195
Let Mona go.

341
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,416
Tsk! I have.

342
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,845
No, you haven't.

343
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,811
Hey, you're the one
who made me promise

344
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,660
to let you sing love to love
you, baby at our wedding.

345
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,864
Because I thought you
were right for each other.

346
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,687
And that song's in
the perfect key for me.

347
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,735
But what I'm seeing now is
2 people hurting each other.

348
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,822
One of them has been
acting like a complete fool

349
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,522
and the other one is not you.

350
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,956
I have been kind of an ass
when it comes to me and...

351
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,915
Yeah, tell it to her.
My show's starting.

352
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,233
So, I detected my
enemy paintballers

353
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,888
by the smell of
their cheap Cologne

354
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,582
wafting from behind the hedge.

355
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,979
Then with a well
modulated battle cry...

356
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,063
[shouts battle cry]

357
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,420
I pelted those cowards
and grabbed their flag!

358
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,723
Vivateam l'orange!
Heh heh heh! Oh!

359
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,465
Isn't that something, Dee Dee?

360
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,993
Your mom's a warrior.

361
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,948
Righty-tighty, lefty loosey.

362
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,127
Well, I'm gonna freshen up

363
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,964
before we're off
to disco bowling.

364
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,346
Hurry back, my love.

365
00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,515
Will do, angel.

366
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,353
I can't take it anymore!

367
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,180
What's wrong?

368
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,529
This.

369
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:10,878
What happened?

370
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,670
Your mother!

371
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,364
I took a bathroom break

372
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:17,151
and that trigger-happy
woman shot me for deserting.

373
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,757
This togetherness stuff
is driving me insane.

374
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,588
So, why don't you just tell her?

375
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,991
I really don't want to hurt
your mother's feelings.

376
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,641
You do it.

377
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,604
Just wait till I get in the car.

378
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,964
Where'd your father go?

379
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,354
Mom, sit down.

380
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,177
Daddy wanted me to talk to you.

381
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,875
How can I put this nicely?

382
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,203
You know how you're spending
all this quality time with him?

383
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,506
- Big Dee Dee: Mm-hmm.
- Stop it!

384
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,706
That orange-headed wimp.

385
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,628
Who leaves the battlefield
because of a little bladder issue?

386
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,063
I think he's feeling
a little smothered.

387
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,241
And, mom, shooting
him in the head?

388
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,367
You know paint and
pomade don't mix!

389
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,155
[Sighs] Oh, well.

390
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,245
This week reinforced
what I already knew.

391
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,644
The secret to a happy
marriage? Minimum contact.

392
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,425
I'll just have to keep
looking for happiness

393
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,174
and my platinum
card will guide me.

394
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,043
Oh! I see big girl
let you off the leash

395
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,305
it looks like she tagged you

396
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,075
before she released
you back into the wild.

397
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,175
Shocking that you're
still single, Phyllis.

398
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,140
Thanks to the
court of California.

399
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,321
And I do have a man who doesn't
need a booster seat at dinner.

400
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,203
Give it time. Your
nagging will shrink him.

401
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,587
Adam, could you
make copies of this?

402
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,341
Hmm. For immediate
release: "Sing for your bling.

403
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,383
"Fame and fortune
could be yours.

404
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:01,038
"A nationwide search is
underway to find exciting new talent.

405
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,133
Employees of delicious
records are ineligible."

406
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,783
Copy it yourself, dream killer.

407
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,009
Hey.

408
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,844
Mona, could you
see me in your office?

409
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,015
[Sighs] Listen.

410
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,890
I know I've been kind of edgy,

411
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,551
and I think I know why.

412
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,455
Hey, anybody wanna
sponsor a brother

413
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,681
in the 10-k for the kids?

414
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,210
Actually, my kids,

415
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,734
but that child
support ain't no joke.

416
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,038
Would you keep it down?!

417
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,685
[Whispering] Mona and Spencer
are having a private conversation

418
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,654
pledge up if you want your mail.

419
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,480
Anyway, I'm sorry for bringing
that stuff to the workplace.

420
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,701
I guess instead of dealing
with you as my friend,

421
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,230
I started to see you as more.

422
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,194
But still as my
friend... But more.

423
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,583
Well, I guess I've been a
little vague about us, too.

424
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,668
Ooh, they're gonna do the nasty!

425
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:10,887
Shh!

426
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,854
When we kissed, I thought I
wanted what I thought you wanted,

427
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,177
but I think that we were just
holding onto the possibility

428
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,684
of what we wanted, just in case
one day we actually wanted it.

429
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,208
You know, I wish we never
started down that road.

430
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,304
It's just confusing things,
and you know I confuse easily.

431
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:30,994
Yeah, you do.

432
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,834
So, guess we're back to
being what we used to be.

433
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,912
Me being confused?

434
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,571
No. Best friends!

435
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,605
Oh... until the end.

436
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:45,616
Unless we have a
little too much cristal...

437
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,136
Spencer... never gonna happen.

438
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,495
Congratulations. I'm impressed.

439
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,114
Well, it was nothing,
really. I mean,

440
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,935
what's a few days
losing 5 pounds

441
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,852
and all the feeling
in my left hand?

442
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,512
And I thought the only time
you Dee dees used your hand

443
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,813
was to signal for the check.

444
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,822
We're not just pretty.
We're also handy.

445
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,993
So, is this where this
thing's gonna live?

446
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,039
No. I'm putting it in
the bedroom, silly.

447
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:16,084
Yeah? How, exactly, are you
gonna get it through that door?

448
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,184
Ok, maybe sometimes
we're just pretty.

449
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,573
[Theme music playing]

450
00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:32,173
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